Mondays (..with a hint of snicker)...

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Oh yay. Oh yippee. Oh, I'm so glad it's Monday....weekends are way too long!

Artist: Diana Ong

Where in the World????

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Tuscany?


Provence?

No. Nay. Not. Nowise. Not at all. Not in the least.
Quite the Contrary. By no Means.

~ a la Merriman Road, Livonia, Michigan, Midwest, USA ~

Skewed Marketing

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So: It's Saturday, September 26th.

You're ready. You've prepared yourself.

You are about to take on:

MEGA GROCERY SHOPPING.

Then...what is the very first thing you'd like to see on display when you first enter a grocer?

How about a cheese and cracker sample?...a woman wearing plastic gloves and preparing all the tidbits you'd like. (maybe you're grocer has taken a tip from Costco!).... Maybe even a little sausage. Or pretzels and dip.

or......the (tent atop) rolling-cart bearing newly herbed roasted full chickens. The aroma...mmmmm, yum.

or...it's fall: maybe some pumpkins...with pumpin/chocolate chip cookies - fall delights! That'll get your salavating ignited..............

OR.....

You can enter MY grocer and get kicked in the brain! Remember, today is SEPTEMBER something:

Taahhhh Daahhhhhhhhh:




Shoot me.

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HOTTEST Band Ever - Jeremy agrees with me!

SALUTES DETROIT SEPTEMBER 25, 2009

Kiss' Paul Stanley likes to note that "I've only written one song about a city."

And that would be "Detroit Rock City."

The song, which kicks off Kiss' triple-platinum 1976 album "Destroyer," is an acknowledgment of a mutual love affair between the theatrical hard rockers and Detroit. It goes back to the early days of the group's career and was cemented on May 16, 1975, when the group recorded most of its breakthrough "Kiss Alive!" album at Cobo Arena. Released four months later, it became Kiss' first gold album, launched the hit "Rock and Roll All Nite" and turned Kiss into a worldwide phenomenon.

That will be very much on the band members' minds this weekend, when Kiss returns to Cobo to open the latest leg of its "Kiss Alive 35" tour, celebrating the 35th anniversary of its first album.

"Something happened in Detroit," said bassist Gene Simmons, 60, who was born Chaim Witz in Israel and formed Kiss with Stanley in 1972 after the two played together in the New York group Wicked Lester.

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Newest Fav Artist: Junker Jane

OMG - my kind of monsters - for Halloween ... or any given day that things need "assistance"!!!

Isabella and the Mask

Bart the Zombie

Isabella and Bart - you can come and keep me company anytime!

http://www.junkerjane.blogspot.com/

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Photographie Extraordinaire ~

via lucylovesphoto.com

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Watch Out, Beyonce!

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Whew.....

Didn't we just leave here?

Mondays.....yawn........

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The Weekend Approaches...

Great idea. Hello, Northwest? ...

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Why We Love Lew

9/16/09 on the Daily show: Lewis Black on Serena Williams and Kanye West: “Oh no! Anger has taken over the 7th most popular sport and 38th most important awards show. Jay Leno made Kanye West cry. That wuss would never make it through ‘Steel Magnolias.’”

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Accountability

A to B: Have you checked the recording from the security camera outside?

B to C: No, I didn't. Have you checked it C?

C to D. Why? I thought that was D's job.

D to E. It was my job but I delegated it to F.

F to G. You do remember when I'm not here that you're my backup, right?

G to A. Um...but I thought you covered that when I wasn't here.

A: Oh, ya, that's right...we let the title company do that.

G. Does the title company know to do that?

A to B. Didn't you tell the title company it was their job?

B to C.

C to D.

D to E.

E to etc

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Just Thinking

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Ladies and Gentlemen:

it's Monday....again....already......

START YOUR ENGINES!

........yawn.........

Flashback

There's a bunch of ...um...older Trans Title Folk that can recall some canoe trips we took 100 years ago: we laughed, laughed harder, got sun burned, ate like pigs, drank like fish and had more fun than was probably legal... When I see little clips like this, my old-fart memory kicks in as if it happened last weekend and I actually laugh out loud!




Sorry, Eileen, I couldn't find a flick where two women too-good-for-canoes-we'll-take-the-motor-boat-TO-HOLD-ALL-THE-BEER-thank-you resembeled one trip I recall!!!

Gaaaaassssssssp

September 9, 2009 at 3:19 A.M.

Livonia, MI
64°FCurrent: ClearWind: NW at 3 mphHumidity: 95%

Yes…64 degrees would be WONDERFUL sleeping weather; but 95% humidity depletes all life saving air and it feels like you’re trying to inhale at the bottom of a pool!

NEED OXYGEN:

No WONDER these bars are so popular in humid environments. BUT THERE ISN'T ONE IN LIVONIA! gASSSssssssp........

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WHO is this creative?

humancalendar.com

tee hee

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Happy Lonnnnggg Labor Day Weekend

Before school started, our last weekend was at Higgins/Houghton Lake, Michigan...and why not?

Swim, fish, eat, waterski, swim, eat, play cards, swim, eat, play board games, walk to country store for more stuff to ...eat...read, nap, swim, shower, big fish fry with all cottage tenants, beer, guitar, card games for nickels, pass out.........get up, eat...start the next day.....

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It Doesn't Get Any Better:

I saw something like this in Real Housewives of Atlanta. A woman liked a certain designer purse, so she had a cake for her birthday made in it's likeness.

THIS IS IT.

I pick one of my favorite THINGS: a Vintage Typewriter
Have a cake made to look like it.
Close eyes, eat and go to heaven for a spell. Eeeeeyyyyuuummmmm.

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