Saturday, September 26, 2009

Skewed Marketing

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So: It's Saturday, September 26th.

You're ready. You've prepared yourself.

You are about to take on:

MEGA GROCERY SHOPPING.

Then...what is the very first thing you'd like to see on display when you first enter a grocer?

How about a cheese and cracker sample?...a woman wearing plastic gloves and preparing all the tidbits you'd like. (maybe you're grocer has taken a tip from Costco!).... Maybe even a little sausage. Or pretzels and dip.

or......the (tent atop) rolling-cart bearing newly herbed roasted full chickens. The aroma...mmmmm, yum.

or...it's fall: maybe some pumpkins...with pumpin/chocolate chip cookies - fall delights! That'll get your salavating ignited..............

OR.....

You can enter MY grocer and get kicked in the brain! Remember, today is SEPTEMBER something:

Taahhhh Daahhhhhhhhh:




Shoot me.

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