Monday, March 15, 2010

Daylight Savings Time

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What miserable
Self-Appointees
decided to form a
Clock Committee of the Country
and make a law that decided:
by the time it started staying lighter later in the evening
and we could finally see our garage doors when we got home,
we would have to turn forward the clocks
on a certain day in Spring,
loose an hour's sleep,

and while we're still trying get the morning dew out of our heads,
have to revert to
DRIVING TO WORK IN THE DARK



...until the Earth turns on it's axis such
that we can then see daylight in the morning
so the chickens and and farmers can get their ass up
and be on the "road" by 5 am.

I simply don't like being robbed of time and sunlight.

And I didn't vote for a soul on that dam Clock Committee.

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